Inspired by a 1974 Penthouse feature

"Oh, My! Your cock feels so hard within your tight trousers! Is it that you like my denim hot pants? You know I don't wear any panties under there, don't you? My pussy's already dripping, feeling your cock ready to burst as I masturbate you! You like the way I rake my fingernail over the sensitive underside of your engorged cockhead, don't you? Makes you feel like cumming right into your jeans, uh? Be careful, your obvious lack of underwear would make such a big mess!"

"Oooh, poor baby! Did I almost make you cum? Your cock's throbbing so hard! I can even see your precum seeping through! I think what you need is a little ball massage. They must feel so tight in here, encased in that confining fabric. You like to feel my bracelet rub over them, don't you? See how it causes your tight jeans to rub over your pulsating cock? It has you right on the brink of ejaculation, doesn't it?"


"Yum, you rock-hard cock's all ready for my dripping pussy, is it? I can't wait to take it out and get it all slippery for me! Here, let me masturbate you until you're about to explode inside me"


"Oh, sorry. It's so late! I really've gotta go, you know? Maybe another time? Here, I'll help you stuff back your hard thingy right where it belongs... What? You were just about to cum? Poor baby! Well I guess you'll have to wait until someone else has mercy on you!"

"Yum, your cock really looks so incredibly hard inside there! You must really have a severe case of blue balls, uh? Do you think you'll be able to close the zipper? Well, I guess I'll just have to leave you and deal with it! I'm just a little cock-teaser, you know?"